Clarifications!!!!

You wouldn't believe what I found at the tea-table this morning.

A list. By Watson. About ME. Yikes, I thought I am living with a good doctor, not a bloody damn stalker! Should I put revolver under my pillow or contact the Yard that I have bloody Mr. Hyde here?

So, well, I jolt it down for you all to read and I will give you my PERSONAL opinions (in italic) about this. HAH.

SHERLOCK HOLMES -- his limits.

Oh, I will tell you what my LIMITS are awrite.

1. Knowledge of Literature. -- Nil.
   EXCUSE ME? I quoted Goethe for bloody sake!


2. Philosophy. -- Nil.
   Hey hey hey, I could tell you a thing or two about this...


3. Astronomy. -- Nil.
   Okay, that Solar thingamajik quite explained everything.


4. Politics. -- Feeble.
   I'll let Mycroft do the job regarding politics.


5. Botany. -- Variable. Well up in belladonna, opium, and poisons generally. Knows nothing of practical gardening.
   Because I haven't see any cases that connected to practical gardening, that's why.


6. Geology. -- Practical, but limited. Tells at a glance different soils from each other. After walks has shown me splashes upon his trousers, and told me by their colour and consistence in what part of London he had received them.
   And don't tell me that you weren't amazed at that time.


7. Chemistry. -- Profound.
   HAH!


8. Anatomy. -- Accurate, but unsystematic.
   The reason why I beat those cadavers at dissecting-room was because I wanted to see how far bruises could be produced after death...


9. Sensational Literature. -- Immense. He appears to know every detail of every horror perpetrated in the century.
   Hey, that's my expertise.


10. Plays the violin well.
    I could play Tchaikovsky. Care to listen?


11. Is an expert singlestick player, boxer, and swordsman.
    Which stated that don't mess with me you twit.


12. Has a good practical knowledge of British law.
    Of course!